Mental Kindling - Scott Hayne

A repost from my old site that still gets some Google traffic.  Don’t want you guys to get four oh foured.  From Feb 13, 2009:

As if I didn’t need another reason to love the new P.O.S. album ‘Never Better’ - the first track ‘Let it Rattle’ pays homage to the late St. Paul born comic, Mitch Hedberg.

…Look at how they hate, pilled out.  Bounce they liver off they top eight, who got a fix for the fix?  Bush no more.  Nobodys like “Dufrane, search party of four“…

A misquoted reference to Mitch Hedberg’s sketch as follows:

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it’s busy so they start a waiting list, they say, “DuFresnes, party of two, table ready for DuFresnes, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say the name again: “DuFresnes, party of two.” But then if no one answers, they’ll move on to the next name. “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes!? No one seems to care! Who can eat at a time like this!? People are missing. You people are selfish. The DuFresnes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry. That’s a double whammy. We need help. “Bush, search party of three.” You can eat once you find the DuFresnes.”