Mental Kindling - Scott Hayne

Won’t last long… Get it before the Smithsonian does. http://ow.ly/1oQns

Vintage dehumidifier from the Roosevelt administration. This appliance has seen things that would make your eyes bleed, son. It is from the greatest generation of dehumidifiers. Sure, today’s dehumidifiers have fancy lcd screens and energy star ratings. Energy star? Sh*t, this dehumidifier defeated the Nazis, you think it cares about how much electricity it uses! Your power meter will spin so fast your house may fly away. 

Includes: 

Water reservoir bucket full of blood, sweat, and tears. And cobwebs. 

Janky cord with fresh electrical tape. 

Warranty: 

I warranty this dehumidifier might light up your basement like the Fourth of July and leave a 5 foot hole in your foundation when it explodes. And you will be honored that it exploded in your basement. 

Actually I plugged it in and I didn’t electrocute myself and there were no fireballs. In fact it hummed steadily and quietly like it probably did as a younger appliance. Which is why I am selling it - where is the excitement in that. 

Price: 

One dollar. Cash only. No coins please.